Best Of Horrortized

Just a shortcut list where you can find my Year in Review posts where I look back at movies I posted about in that year and make random ass assessments of what I thought about the movie that I can also get a chance to talk about endings and spoilers. 


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Huesera: The Bone Woman (2022)

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  Huesera: The Bone Woman is a Mexican-Peruvian supernatural horror movie that came out in 2022 in the language of Spanish. How I Watched: Shudder For the short of it: A women becomes tormented by an unseen evil when she becomes pregnant. The long of it? Aye... Valeria is a mild mannered woman whom is implied that has once lived a more liberating punk rock lifestyle but has since kissed that life goodbye for a very sedentary life with her partner, Raul. They very quickly learn they are about to be parents! Woop woop! Well, this wouldn't be a horror movie if there weren't a wrench thrown in the mix, eh? Her life unravels to a rather depressing sack of melancholy. As her and Raul are visiting her family, we come to find that her family tends to put her down a lot and don't exactly seem like a happy go lucky supportive kind of familia. Which totally sucks. Rather than expressing happiness for her little bundle of joy arriving soon, they are low-key assholes to her
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The Paper Dolls (2023)

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The Paper Dolls is a Chinese horror movie that came out in 2023 in the language of chinese mandarin. This movie goes by multiple titles, see the end of my post for elaboration. How I watched:  Tubi For the short of it: A journalist researches the truth behind the deadly paper doll folklore. The long of it? Have your clean set of chonies handy... Lovely day to have eyes, I tell ya what. This is why it pays off to have a cool looking movie poster because this absolutely stuck out to my ADHD ass for my next viewing and boy oh boy I am totes glad I did choose this. So this movie is centered around a journalist named Lu Xiaosheng who is researching the folklore surrounding paper dolls whom has the superstition one's soul can be inhabited post mortem. Some 20 years ago there was an old tale connecting the Qiao family and these paper dolls with a very frightening and murderous history. Legend says that a family member used a paper doll to murder father dearest. Lu Xiaosheng
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Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

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Cannibal Holocaust is an Italian found footage film that came out in 1980 in the language of English and Spanish. How I watched: AMC+ channel on Amazon Prime Video Disclaimer: If you are already aware of this movie then skip my post lol I provide nothing profound. New to this movie? I highly suggest you to check out   Ryan Hollinger's   video on it. He breaks it down better than me. And this dude said it himself he doesn't even like this movie. Just here to write a post just to say I watched it. Don't care about either of the above? Then read on... For the short of it: This movie is about filmmakers who go missing and eerie found footage reveals their fates. The long of it? Get ready, man. I get it, this is a very well known film and at the same time gets a lot of both praise and ire. You either really like it or really don't. Why did I pick such a "mainstream" movie? Idk but here I am. Just wanted to get this one out of the way plus, it IS a
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